There is a wonderful animation on YouTube that I call “Democracy Diner”. It brilliantly describes democracy as the sham that it is. Some of the “features” of democracy: lack of choices (two and only two parties with any chance of winning an election); winner-take-all, which means only some people may get even a smidgen of what they really want; poor “customer” service (since special interests are the real customer).
So, what would a “Canton Diner” be like? It would be exactly like a real diner: multiple choices; good customer service; everyone gets what they want and are willing to pay for. Be sure to tip your waitron generously.